Do you want a laugh

Oh and I forgot the best bit.....

The dear lady is finding it hard to deal with what she has done. She's been in tears over it.

And he wanted me to feel sorry for her. I do but not for the reasons he thought.

Yes having an affair is disruptive and getting together with someone in that sort of situation is fraught with danger. Expecting your ex to feel sorry when your new lady is finding it hard to come to terms with well....what would you do?

Laugh out loud!!!

So where did we get to....

Well let's bring you up to date with the latest

Last night a tired and emotional 40 something was feeling very sorry for himself. You see it's hard being adored all the time by a 20 something. Whe he's wanting to play the woe is me thing.....she wants to hang off him...quite literally.

So all that attention and adoration is turning into being smothered.

He wanted to come back. NO WAY!!!! Yes I still care about the old boy but come on, who in their right mind would take back a cheat who within a week of moving in with his new lady has decided he might have made a mistake. You don't say?

To say nothing of the fact there is still no job...no cash and it's hard to go out and have a good time when you're skint. Especially as you had previously been dipping into the joint account to finance a couple of weeks of staying in hotels...eating out and showing your new lady a good time.

A good friend of mine advised me to look at this whole situation from the outside in....to realise just how silly and funny it really is....sad but it's true. Even Easternders would be hard pressed to find such a daft situation.